FOG BLOG RIDICULOG: THE LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE COOPER MINI!

I'VE BEEN WAITING A WHILE TO WRITE THIS ONE! OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HAD ONE BUT SOLD IT! I SEE THEM EVERYWHERE, THERE IS ONE IN TOWN THAT HAS THE BRITISH FLAG ON THE ROOF. IS IT BECAUSE OF THE BRITISH MISTIQUE? IS IT BECAUSE OF THE NAME MINI COOPER? IT CAN'T BE HOW IT LOOKS, I THINK ITS UGLY AND LOOKS LIKE A RECTANGLE! IT COULD BE HOW EASY IT IS ON GAS MAYBE! IT CAN'T BE THE STICKER PRICE, IT IS COSTLY! WHAT IS IT FOLKS, PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND. GIVE ME MY CHEV. IMPALA ANYDAY! I THINK IT IS AN ATTRACTIVE CAR AND RIDES SMOOTH. I WOULD BE SQUISHED IN ONE OF THOSE MINIS ......GOOD NAME BY THE WAY! WHAT EVER IT IS, THERE ARE ENOUGH SUPPORTERS FOR THIS CAR. I RESPECT THAT THEY LOVE THE CAR AS IT IS THEIR CHOICE, YOU THOUGH, WOULDN'T CATCH ME IN ONE OF THEM. EVEN IF SOMEONE GAVE ME ONE FOR FREE, I WOULD SELL IT AND GET A NEWER CHEVROLET IMPALA! WHATEVER THE CASE , I'M SURE MORE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SUPPORT THIS CAR. I CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME UNDERSTAND WHY!!!!